Tell My Wife I Love Her Very Much

When there isn't as much time as I would like

for roses and champagne

I rely on poets to explain

to my lover that I adore her.

That I miss her.

That we work too much and kiss too little.

That I think about crawling around with her on the floor, rolling around with her in the sand, running around with her in the hills, spinning around with her in the waves, and it makes me smile to see her face in my mind, her eyes looking into mine.

I want to tell her I love her, but I've told her so many times. I want to make it different this time, in some small way.

Remember this song, baby? My sister sang it to us at our wedding reception in Key West.



Remember the song I sang to you? My mom, laughing and crying at the same time, told me not to quit my day job. (I don't think I even had a day job!)



That was a smart thing I did, asking you to spend your life with me.

Thank you for saying yes.

I love you!

The Senate, Audrey and the Roman People

Attn: All Team Members
Re: "Life" System Upgrade

Celebrations are planned this weekend to mark tomorrow's eight month anniversary of last November's launch of Job Search: San Francisco Bay Edition (JS:SFBE). So be on the lookout for fireworks in your area!

In order to prepare for this important milestone, we here at Mission Control ask all team members to please delete all files relating to the application CENTER DIRECTOR: SYLVAN LEARNING CENTER (CDSLC) from the Audrey directory of the "Life" Operating System (OSL).

CDSLC officially winds down its operations on July 3rd, and is scheduled to be replaced on July 5th with GM@SPQR, a more streamlined, user-friendly application promising fewer interruptions of, and more resources for running "Life."


Some of you may have already noticed GM@SPQR running in the background of "Life" since last Thursday. We here at Mission Control apologize for any temporary drain on "Life" caused by the increased energy demands of our nightly testing of GM@SPQR alongside CDSLC's daytime operations.

Communications Manager Phillip, Minister of Defense Elijah and Chief Pillow Tester Pico report feeling a general sense of positivity and excitement about the increased functionality offered by GM@SPQR.

Team Leader Audrey invites all other team members to take a few minutes to become acquainted with GM@SPQR's many delightful features via the online user manual located here: http://www.spqrsf.com/

Activity Report:
Username: AUDREY
Jobs Secured: 1
Title: GENERAL MANAGER
Location: SPQR
Directory: SAN FRANCISCO, CA
Sub Directory: FILLMORE DISTRICT
Start Date: 07.05.2009
Distance from Mission Control: 2 MILES
Approximate Salary: CLASSIFIED
Operational Parameters: FULL TIME
Benefits: FULL

Please celebrate responsibly.